Thursday, October 27, 2016

Mid-Season: The Knights Who Say Ni

In our second mid-season look, we take a look at The Knights Who Say Ni, home to our last two title winners! [2015 Mid-Season]

Another Bad Creation (5-2)
Our defending champs are poised atop the division and in a good place to defend their title. They haven’t exactly been doing it in grand style though, as they seem to be playing down to the level of their competition quite often, and have faced one of the easier schedules in the league so far. Still, with only three winning teams left on the schedule, a postseason spot should be within easy reach for them.

Playoff hero Kirk Cousins again leads this team in scoring, and he’s relied on Jordan Reed and Stefon Diggs to generate a passing game — to hit-and-miss results. The actual best receivers on this team have more likely been Michael Thomas and Terrelle Pryor, who have been much steadier, albeit slower to get into ABC’s lineup. The big question for ABC seems to be at running back, where TJ Yeldon and Jeremy Langford has floundered. Perhaps two good weeks from Jacquizz Rodgers will be enough to steady the backfield, but it’ll be hard for ABC to advance far if Rodgers suddenly takes a dive. Can the champs repeat? I guess we’ll find out soon!

P Funk All Stars (5-2)
Having already doubled last year’s win total, and then some, P Funk started the season 3-1 and is suddenly in contention for a playoff spot. The David Carr to Amari Cooper connection has been fruitful so far, although Carr has been slipping a bit recently. At least Tavon Austin has finally figured out how to use his multiple talents in a big way, and is third on this team in scoring. The problem is, DeVante Parker hasn’t really lived up to preseason hype, and there’s also been a hole at running back.

The good news is, James White has been picking up steam ever since Tom Brady returned, and he’ll likely take the starting gig from Ryan Mathews and Darren Sproles, neither of whom can find much consistency. 2016 #2 overall pick Laquon Treadwell has been an absolute non-factor — as is Ameer Abdullah, who is back on IR — but P Funk can afford to wait on him. Paolo’s team has a two game lead on any wild card chase, so should get into the postseason, but he’ll need his Raiders twosome to step it up over the back half of the season.

Jedi Knights (3-4)
As the top scoring team in the division, Jedi should have more than three wins. However, they’ve been pounded by one of the tougher schedules in the league, and actually have a higher PA than PF. WK7’s 1.5 point loss to P Funk dropped them behind in the division chase and now they’ll have to play catch up. Still, last year’s division winner shouldn’t be counted out as there’s still hope yet.

Interestingly, this is one of the few teams not led in points by a quarterback. Eli Manning has been erratic all season so it’s TY Hilton who have led this team in points. Even TE Greg Olsen, who has been simply amazing, outranks Manning in total points scored. Emmanuel Sanders has been perfect as a third receiver and he’s been a steady source of catches and yards. The run game though, is troubled. Danny Woodhead was lost for the season early on, and although Matt Asiata has been better recently, 55 yard weeks aren’t likely to move the needle much. If Chris Washington can take over in the backfield for the Redskins, that would really help out the Knights’ playoff chances. Strangely, Marshawn Lynch is still on this roster. Does Chris know something we don’t about Beast Mode’s (un)retirement plans?

Original Salt (1-6)
Our 2014 champions are back in the cellar. After accruing just three wins last year, it’s possible Original Salt doesn’t even get there this season. They’re averaging a league worst 59.9 ppg, and their lone win came against one of the other worst teams in the league. With Ben Roethlisberger hitting the sidelines for awhile, Reno’s team can book a suite for the Toilet Bowl right now. Also confusing, why did 2016 #3 overall pick, Jonathan Stewart, get cut three weeks ago, and just returned to the field last week for two touchdowns?

There are a few bright spots for this team though. Old hand Anquan Boldin has been better than excited, while Matt Forte started off the season very hot. And now Spencer Ware seems to have taken charge of the backfield in Kansas City, and has put up excellent numbers recently. Plus, there’s a chance Isaiah Crowell will serve as a nice RB2 down the stretch, giving OS a good running game. Beyond those guys though, there’s not a whole lot to look forward to the rest of the way. Maybe if Big Ben can return soon, OS will vie for a Toilet Bowl win and a number one overall pick?

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Mid-Season: Ohana

It's just about halfway through 2016 already, so let's take a look at our divisions one-by-one, and week-by-week. We'll start with the Ohana division, which still remains the toughest division around! [2015 Mid-Season]

100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears (4-2)
Leading the league in scoring at 103.25 points per, J and Jayvee’s team is riding last season’s playoff breakout, David Johnson, and 2016 #1 pick Ezekiel Elliot to pole position in Ohana division. After last year’s disappointing 6-7 campaign, Pooh Bears are headed straight back to the top again. Aside from the wonderful running duo, this team also features Antonio Brown and a fleet of hit-and-miss wides doing intriguing things: Brandin Cooks, Mike Evans, Doug Baldwin, Marvin Jones, and Sterling Shepard.

The on-field leader on the team has changed, from Carson Palmer to Cam Newton, but that should be fine, even if Newton isn’t exactly on last year's MVP form. The only weakness for this team so far has been at TE, where Antonio Gates has been injured and overtaken by his understudy in San Diego. We’re not anticipating any slowdown from here till the postseason for Pooh Bears, and another championship is squarely in their sights.

Fockers (3-3)
Hong’s team stumbled out of the gates 2-6 last year and ended up flailing around in the Toilet Bowl. Now they are back into division contention, despite the inability of Dez Bryant to return to the field. Fueling their attack is a return to form by Andrew Luck, and the ground game of LeGarrette Blount and the freshly returned LeVeon Bell. As they wait for Bryant, Demaryius Thomas has been okay leading this team, even as his fantasy dominant days are likely over. The good news for Fockers is that Jimmy Graham has finally become his old self with the Seahawks, and is a top flight tight end option once again. With injuries dotting his bench, GM Hong could look to field a better defense and kicker too, and then he could use the second half of the season to lock up a postseason appearance. Long live Fockers!

Italian Stallionz (3-3)
Well, getting blasted by 168.5 points last week surely didn’t help Stallionz Points Against numbers, but WK6 was an aberration, as Porta’s team has mostly faced a soft schedule. Their three wins have come on sub-75 point weeks from their opponent. Unfortunately, once the opposing team hits 90+ points, it’s good night for Stallionz. Still, they are at 3-3 and squarely in the playoff mix. After finishing 5-8 last year, that’s good news.

Marcus Mariota has solidified himself as a top ten quarterback, even though he is still very irregular. The surprise of the year has to be Michael Crabtree, who has found the fountain of youth in Oakland and has been great so far this season. Add in the Falcons’ duo of Devonta Freeman and Tevin Coleman in the backfield, operating for the number one offense in the NFL, and Porta is in decent shape. If Brandon Marshall can stay hot, and new tight end Jack Doyle finds some more consistency, the outlines of a competitive team are here. Stallionz need to take it up a notch for the rest of the season to insure a smooth ride to the playoffs.

Squirtle Squad (2-4)
Our defending division champs stumbled out of the gates winless in three games, and things were looking bleak.  Injuries decimated this team early, as Keenan Allen and Adrian Peterson were both lost for the season. Fortunately, Tom Brady is back! He’ll replace Tyrod Taylor and that will be a major upgrade for this offense, obviously. Along with that, Lamar Miller and Randall Cobb are showing signs of life and if they can kick it into gear, Squirtles could rise quickly.

Of course, GM Brian will need to work the waiver wire to find some other parts, as this entire bench is full of red injury statuses. Rookie Will Fuller was looking great for a few weeks, but has fallen behind Allen Robinson on the Squirtles depth chart. In a competitive division, will Tom Terrific be enough to pilot this team back to the postseason after getting knocked out of the first round last year?

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Draft Review 2016

In years past we’ve gone for a five round review, quite a few four round reviews, but this time around we’re gonna do just three rounds due to time constraints!

ROUND ONE
To start things off, we go with two time champs 100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears, who had an astonishing four first rounders this season, including the #1 overall after winning MnB’s inaugural Toilet Bowl. He nabbed inarguably the most coveted rookie running back in recent memory in Ezekiel Elliot (1.1) and then possibly got the best first-year receiver Sterling Shepard (1.6) too. With picks 1.12 and 1.14, he scooped up Antonio Gates and last year’s breakout Doug Baldwin. That’s quite the haul. Considering last year’s three first round selections turned up Duke Johnson, Charles Johnson, and Chris Ivory, we can expect at least one or two keepers to emerge from 100AW Pooh Bear’s 2016 draft class.

The only other team with two first-rounders was Ann Arbor Bamfers, who shored up their passing attack with rookie Josh Doctson (1.4) and Michael Floyd (1.10). Both could emerge as quality keepers, competing with holdover Golden Tate for the starting receiver slots. And rookie wides were hot selections on draft day, as P Funk All Stars opted for Minnesota’s Laquon Treadwell as the first receiver off the board, followed by Doctson, Corey Coleman (1.5, Hungry Hungry Ouroboros), and Shepard all within the first six picks. It’s likely that some of these guys will bust but it’s clear that this year’s rookie RBs were underwhelming.

Still, Italian Stallionz and Shoguns of Harlem are expecting big things from rookies Devontae Booker (1.7) and Derrick Henry (1.8) respectively, as both have the potential to get lots of touches this year. I guess Porta just needed another Devonta(e) to replace the one he just traded... Big body Derrick Henry could be pressed for duty soon, as Arian Foster is brittle and well, brittle.

Last year, Original Salt came in second-to-last overall in the regular season and their prize is Jonathan Stewart (1.3), who hasn’t played a full season since, well, maybe ever? Will Reno regret not aiming for a younger back with more upside? Time will tell.

The rest of the draft looked like this: Defending champ Another Bad Creation nabbed Jordan Mathews (1.9), Detroit Players took the just injured Dion Lewis (1.11), while last year’s Super Bowl runner-up Sweep the Leg got Matt Jones (1.13), and MoRRie’s Pogiboys watched one-time franchise leader Tom Brady (1.15) go to Squirtle Squad one pick before him, enabling him to clean up the first round with Duke Johnson (1.16).

Teams left out of the first round: Jedi Knights, Team Cameltoe, Fockers, and Mandalorian Warriors.

ROUND TWO
If you were in the market for a starting quarterback — or maybe were on auto-draft — Round Two was your round as Ben Roethlisberger (2.2), Carson Palmer (2.7), Kirk Cousins (2.9), Paxton Lynch (2.11), and Tyrod Taylor (2.15) all went off the board. That sets up quarterback battles for Original Salt (Roethlisberger vs Teddy Bridgewater), Detroit Players (Lynch vs James Winston, last year’s RD2 selection), and Squirtle Squad (Taylor vs Brady, post-suspension). Kirk Cousins will serve as Another Bad Creation’s lead guy again after not being kept despite winning a title last year — although 5.9 selection Jay Cutler may have something to say about that. Curiously, Pooh Bears already have Cam Newton on-board but drafted Carson Palmer pretty high too. Better safe than sorry?

We like Mandalorian Warriors taking DeMarco Murray (2.6) and Willie Snead (2.14) for their two selections, and either or both could have keeper worthy seasons. And in no surprise, TE lover Fockers took Jimmy Graham (2.5) with his first 2016 selection, replacing Gates as his long-beloved.

Retread busts from last year went aplenty in this round too, with Ryan Mathews (2.1), Jay Ajayi (2.4), the aforementioned Murray, Ameer Abdullah (2.10), and Rashad Jennings (2.13). All of these guys were deemed high upside at one point last season but now have had reality set in a bit. Here’s hoping one or two of them push back into the spotlight. Abdullah especially, could be salty after being drafted fourth overall by hometown Detroit Players last season, and then unceremoniously dumped.

Second year receiver Sammie Coates (2.16) could be poised for a breakout, operating in a talent Steelers offense, at least that’s what Pogiboys is hoping. Similarly, Original Salt is hoping Marvin Jones (2.3) is the receiver that takes up the Megatron slack in Detroit, and not Golden Tate. The lone rookie receiver to be taken in RD2 was Tyler Boyd, by Shoguns at 2.12. Last year’s RD2 saw a lot of veteran receivers taken, but this year RD2 was mostly about upside!

ROUND THREE
We didn’t see any DSTs picked until RD4 last season but P Funk All Stars immediately grabbed Panthers with 3.1, setting up Seahawks at 3.3 (Ann Arbor Bamfers), Cardinals (3.12), and Broncos at 3.16 (Italian Stallionz). Four defenses outnumbered the number of running backs drafted in this round, as Original Salt ended up with Charles Sims (3.2), Hungry Ouroboros took rookie DeAndre Washington (3.4), and Warriors grabbed Christine Michael (3.10) hoping he emerges as Beast Mode’s replacement. Totally unbiased but we think Washington is the clear winner here. Ahem.

As for oldie receivers, here are new Raider Michael Crabtree (3.6, Stallionz), DeSean Jackson (3.7, 100AW), and TE Dwayne Allen (3.15, Squirtle). While all could produce, we much prefer the selections of young’uns like Travis Benjamin (Shoguns), Michael Thomas (ABC), and Tajae Sharp (Players). Why not swing for upside this early? Then again, the boom-bust potential of young receivers is scary.

Fockers took Brock Osweiler (3.5) to carry Andrew Luck’s game day book, Sweep the Leg will use Ryan Tannehill (3.13) to motivate Andy Dalton, and auto-draft Joe Flacco (3.14) gets the honor of being Team Cameltoe’s first 2016 selection, and can look forward to bye week action when Russell Wilson sits down. Also, shout out to Jedi Knights, who incredibly didn’t have a pick in the 2016 draft until RD5, which ended up being Mohamed Sanu at 5.12.

Note: Unverified reports are that Knights have moved 2016 RD2, 2017 RD1 & 2, 2018 RD1 & 2 & 4, and firsts from 2019, 2020, and 2021 for Shane Vereen, Marshawn Lynch, and Eli Manning. Somebody get in a time machine and take those trades back!

Let’s congratulate us all on a very speedy and efficient draft. The best decision Alvin ever made was to use CBS to draft for the league, as that implemented hard timers and gave us all a wonderful draft experience. Also, thanks to Alvin for doing all the hard work inputting keepers and draft trades. It’s a part time job, trust me!

Also, last year we saw some major in-draft bombshells but this year was a little quieter, minus a move for Eli Manning, plus the exchange of Devonta Freeman and Allen Hurns for DeAndre Hopkins and a 2018 RD2. Wait, that's a huge trade! We'll get into that later....

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Super Bowl XI


Another year, another 6-7 team takes the title! Last year’s winners, Original Salt, went from losing his last five games of the regular season to a clean sweep of the 2014 championship. This year’s run from Another Bad Creation might be even more impressive. I mean, how many teams start their championship year by offloading Marshawn Lynch and LeSean McCoy during the draft? And then halfway through the season, while struggling and likely out of the playoffs, trade away Aaron Rodgers? That's their top three keepers from 2015!

  • #4 Another Bad Creation (6-7) def #2 Sweep the Leg Zabka (8-5), 95.0 - 77.5

The decision to move Rodgers turned out to be a great one, as he only topped twenty points one time in his last six outings, and put up 18-10-7 pts in the fantasy playoffs. After a fling with Alex Smith, ABC stood by Kirk Cousins and was rewarded with 21-35-32 pts games during the postseason run. And well, McCoy and Lynch would have both been unavailable of the Super Bowl, as well as basically having terrible down seasons. Lynch has been out since WK10 and McCoy struggled with injuries all season long as well. So yeah, good riddance!

So how did ABC upset three opponents on the way to their third title of the modern era -(as defined by how far back I’ve tracked on this blog)? Shockingly, the team MVP this year has been Jordan Reed, tight end extraordinaire, who piled up 22.5 - 23.5 - 28.5 pts weeks, and had ABC’s third most points scored on the season. Number one on that list? Rookie running back TJ Yeldon, who didn’t even suit up for the title game due to injury. If you look at ABC’s top scorers on the season, only Reed and Cousins even appear, with Vincent Jackson also taking a seat during championship week.

If we’re looking for additional championship heroes, we have to turn to Patriots DST and Chandler Catanzaro, Arizona’s kicker. The Patriots were huge with 15 and 18 points the first two weeks of the playoffs, especially in the conference finals which featured a margin of only 7.5 points. Catanzaro has been good all season and his steady kicking helped push ABC over the top. We’d love to say that there was more but it was basically the Redskins' passing duo, a tough defense, and some nice kicking that took ABC to an improbable championship.

Oliver will celebrate hard and then go home this summer and count all the draft picks he acquired. By unofficial estimate his haul will include three first rounders for McCoy, three first rounders and a second for Lynch, and a whopping five first rounders (plus he received Cousins) for Rodgers. That’s eleven first rounders and a second, starting from 2016 through 2020. Whew! If this wasn’t a dream season for Oliver, what else could have been better? Congrats on another shiny ring Oliver!

As for Sweep the Leg Zabka, who entered the title game on an eight game win streak after starting off the season 2-7, they were headed for a dream season of their own until the Odell Beckham Jr. suspension for the Super Bowl. That cost Zabka not just their top performer but also hampered his starting quarterback, Eli Manning, pretty dramatically. Without his star receiver, Manning managed only seven points during the title match and that helped seal the deal, despite a heroic effort from Latavius Murray. After talking a lot of smack post 131.5 - 44 beatdown during the conference finals, perhaps sophomore owner Alan got what was coming, a karmic upset by Another Bad Creation.

All that aside, GM Alan has put together an incredible first two seasons in Maize and Blue and still has quite the roster assembled and ready for next season, where they'll likely be strong contenders agin. So thanks to Sweep the Leg Zabka for a thrilling Super Bowl and a great post-season run and a great season for everybody!

Monday, December 28, 2015

Toilet Bowl I

We instituted a whole slew of new rules over the 2015 season, and one of those was the holding of a Toilet Bowl for figuring out the top pick in each year's draft. What seemed like an easy walk in the park, with every top seed advancing past the lower seed, finally flipped in the Toilet Bowl Finals, as Pooh Bears defeated Shoguns of Harlem by a narrow margin. A spirited comeback by Shoguns on MNF fell a little short and it looks like our champs from two years ago will get to pick #1 in the 2016 draft.

  • #2 100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears (6-7) def #1 Shoguns of Harlem (6-7) , 86.0 - 82.5

For Jose and Jayvee, whose team stumbled out of the gates 1-5, but managed to go 5-2 down the stretch, along with this Toilet Bowl win, will hopefully get them back into contention next year. They'll have Cam Newton, Antonio Brown, Brandin Cooks (2014's #1 overall), and David Johnson to lead the way and build upon their top keeper core from last year. In fact, it was Johnson and Cooks who almost single/duo-handedly won the Toilet Bowl themselves, combining for 40.0 points. So, congrats to 100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears and we're excited to see who they select next season!

As for Shoguns of Harlem, Mike's team it a good go but their list of walking wounded was just too much to overcome. For the Toilet Bowl championship game, Tony Romo, Alshon Jeffery, Tyler Eifert, Thomas Rawls, and Arian Foster (among others) were all sitting on the bench in various states of disrepair. So taking that into account, making the TB Finals after a 0-4 start was a good accomplishment for their season.

TOILET BOWL RD2
  • #1 Shoguns of Harlem (6-7) def #4 Fockers (5-8), 93.0 - 90.0
  • #2 100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears (6-7) def #3 Italian Stallionz (5-8), 180.0 - 57.0

TOILET BOWL RD1
  • #1 Shoguns of Harlem (6-7) def #8 P Funk All Stars (2-11) , 66.5 - 56.5
  • #2 100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears (6-7) def #7 Original Salt (3-10), 68.5 - 31.5
  • #3 Italian Stallionz (5-8) def #6 Ann Arbor Bamfers (5-8), 89.0 - 74.5
  • #4 Fockers (5-8) def #5 Hungry Hungry Ouroboros (5-8), 82.5 - 81.5

Monday, December 21, 2015

Road to Super Bowl XI

Sorry to have missed the first two rounds of the playoffs, but I blame the Sith! Okay, I haven’t even watched Star Wars yet, but I will soon, right after I do these articles. Let’s take a look at the journey to Super Bowl XI! Over in Eastern Conference, two upsets took Pogiboys and Jedi Knights spinning into the abyss. Both games weren’t very close and Jedi’s higher seed was a technical one, as they had a worse record than Team Cameltoe, who was only a lower seed due to not winning a division.

In fact, lower seeds won all their games in the first round, except Sweep the Leg Zabka edging out Detroit Players. With two #4 seeds in play, plus the rebuilding yet somehow still dangerous Mandalorian Warriors lurking in the West, we headed to round two.

When we got there, ABC upset their way yet again! They took out Cameltoe behind a stiff Patriots defense and TE Jordan Reed having a second 20+ pt game. Cameltoe’s kicker and defense combo netted zero total points and that’s all she wrote for Felipe’s team, despite stellar performances from Russell Wilson, Ted Ginn Jr., and Julio Jones. As for Sweep the Leg Zabka, our confident sophomore year owner took their seven game win streak and added one more by blowing out Mandalorian Warriors by a measly +87.5 points. Ouch. Midseason trade acquisition Aaron Rodgers faltered for Warriors but it wouldn’t have mattered against the explosive days by Sammy Watkins and Chiefs defense.

So here we are, Super Bowl XI with a #2 and #4 seed about to face off. Last year we saw a low seed streak their way to a championship and it would be sort of exciting to see Another Bad Creation duplicate those efforts behind a 7-2 record since WK7, including five straight wins heading into the big game. Then again, wouldn’t it be cool to see a new owner rebuild their team in just two years and take the ring home? Keep in mind, Odell Beckham Jr. probably won't be able to suit up for Zabka, and that could be the difference in this title matchup!

Note: And let’s talk about that midseason trade some more, well actually, let’s talk about all of ABC’s trades, which was supposed to have them in pure rebuilding mode this season. Yeah, we said this when they were 4-7: "Unless ABC can win out, they could miss the playoffs altogether." Overall, Oliver shipped off LeSean McCoy, Marshawn Lynch, and Aaron Rodgers while securing basically eight hundred more draft picks. Now they're in contention for their third title (2004, 2009). If this works, it’ll be quite an incredible story won’t it?

ROUND ONE
  • #4 Another Bad Creation (6-7) def #1 MoRRie's Pogiboys (11-2), 80.5 - 67.5
  • #3 Team Cameltoe (10-3) def #2 Jedi Knights (8-5), 132.0 - 67.5
  • #2 Sweep the Leg Zabka (8-5) def #3 Detroit Players (7-6), 93 - 83.5
  • #4 Mandalorian Warriors (6-6-1) def #1 Squirtle Squad (10-2-1), 84.5 - 78

CONFERENCE FINALS
  • #4 Another Bad Creation (6-7) def #3 Team Cameltoe (10-3), 100 - 92.5
  • #2 Sweep the Leg Zabka (8-5) def #4 Mandalorian Warriors (6-6-1), 131.5 - 44

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

2015 Final Power Rankings

Playoff Teams 
1. MoRRie's Pogiboys (11-2) - The Moose Knuckle Division Champions. Best Overall Record
2. Squirtle Squad (10-2-1) - Ohana Division Champions. Next best overall record.
3. Team Cameltoe (10-3) - Next best overall record .
4. Sweep the Leg Zabka (8-5) - Sum Dum Goy Division Champions. Wins tiebreak vs Jedi Knights via Total Points Scored
5. Jedi Knights (8-5) - The Knights Who Say Ni Division Champion. Next best overall record.
6. Detroit Players (7-6) - Next best overall record
7. Mandalorian Warriors (6-6-1) - Next best overall record
8. Another Bad Creaation (6-7) - Next best overall record

Non-playoff Teams 
9. Shoguns of Harlem (6-7) - Next best overall record. Wins tiebreak vs Pooh Bears via H2H
10. 100 Acre Wood Pooh Bears (6-7) - Next best overall record
11. Italian Stallionz (5-8) - Next best overall record. Wins tiebreak vs Ouroboros/Bamfers/Fockers via H2H% among tied opponents (1.00 x .33 x .5 x 0.0)
12. * Fockers (5-8) - Next best overall record. Wins tiebreak vs Ourboros/Bamfers via Total Points Scored
13. Hungry Hungry Ouroboros (5-8) - Next best overall record. Wins tiebreak vs Bamfers via Total Points Scored
14. Ann Arbor Bamfers (5-8) - Next best overall record.
15. Original Salt (3-10) - Next best overall record.
16. P Funk All Stars (2-11) - Next best overall record.

Playoff Seeding
Eastern Conference 
  1. MoRRie's Pogiboys (11-2) - The Moose Knuckle Division Champions.
  2. Jedi Knights (8-5) - The Knights Who Say Ni Division Champions.
  3. Team Cameltoe (10-3)
  4. Another Bad Creation (6-7)
Western Conference 
  1. Squirtle Squad (10-2-1) - Ohana Division Champions.
  2. Sweep the Leg Zabka (8-5) - Sum Dum Goy Division Champions.
  3. Detroit Players (7-6)
  4. Mandalorian Warriors (6-6-1)